Women are constantly complaining about how they don’t like their man looking at or flirting with other women, but I’m here to tell you something… it’s crucial you do.
What’s that you said? “But, I don’t want to, I love my girlfriend, she’s the only woman I want, and I want her to be safe in the knowledge that other girls just don’t interest me at all, anymore.”
What are you, a fucking eunuch?
Damn it, you best listen to me now or you’re gonna fuck things up, big time…
See, to women it’s all one big challenge. A game. A competition, if you like. She may be with you, but, for as long as your relationship lasts, she’s in competition with all the other women still, and you need to make that abundantly clear.
True, she may scold you or sulk when she catches you checking out that hot blonde with the big tits serving behind the bar, or, the ass on that cute brunette, but, that’s a good sign. It means you’ve gotten to her and let her know that just because she’s your girlfriend, doesn’t mean you aren’t attracted to other women… and couldn’t stray… if you wanted.
Women claim they want nothing more than a man completely in love and besotted with them. To worship them. But, that’s just fantasy land in their stupid heads and fucking novels, and it doesn’t hold wet shit in the real world.
It’s fucking warped, but, that’s the reality. Women want excitement, and where’s the excitement in a man who just rolls the fuck over and stops being a man? Ain’t none.
In the way you interact with other women, she will also be forced to realize that other women, quite clearly, find you attractive, and could probably take you from her if she isn’t on the ball. Women hate that plenty, but, they love that even more.
You then become the desirable ‘object.’ The fucking handbag she saw in the shop and didn’t really feel a burning desire to have, until she saw 5 other women buying them and stocks vanishing, and suddenly, lo and behold, she’s never wanted anything as much in her whole life.
Women are jealous twats, so, use it to your advantage.
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May 14th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
YOU ARE A LOSER PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!1
June 6th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Ouch, I’m offended.
Only losers are those who don’t know shit. I know it all, so I’m the ONLY winner.
Go lick your mother.
June 11th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
AHAHAHAAH first response is pissed b/c they know this shit is complelty on fucking point correct. I fuckin love pissing people off by figuring out the shit that isn’t “supposed to be figured out”.