Stupid Bitch Gets Face Tattooed Then Sues Tattooist

Now, call me a fucking nasty bastard, but I’m seldom wrong, so fuck what you empty headed cunts think. I’m superior to you, so shut up and listen or piss off to handbag.com. Just as I described the epidemic of women having tattoo’s as sheer stupidity here, a blinding confirmation of why women shouldn’t get tattoo’s crops up in the newspapers… here.

Right. So an 18 year old idiot girl who purportedly asked for 3 stars to be tattooed on her face (on her fucking face, what a stupid bitch!) but by sheer miscommunication ended up with 56, is now trying to sue the tattooist.

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!

Not only is she a complete dickhead for having any tattoo’s on her face, but to claim she didn’t have the foggiest that an extra 53 were being added is utter bullshit, and fuck her for even trying to disclaim responsibility for her idiocy.

How fucking dare she!

Listen, you cunt bitch: You’re an idiotic woman and it serves you fucking right. But don’t worry – men tend to lie like fuck to women about how much they like their shitty tattoos anyway – and it beggars belief this could be ever be true, but it is: men will still say you’re gorgeous and want to fuck you, even if you do now look like you’ve been blasted in the face with an ink-filled shotgun.

Praise be to me, for being so fucking right.