‘Let’s not spoil it, I just want us to be friends.’
Ever heard that before?
If you ever have a woman tell you that, you tell her she can fucking stick it – and shame on you for being so unmanly that those words ever passed her lips. ‘Friends’ wouldn’t be on the agenda of a female at all if she was talking to a real man, so it doesn’t say much for anyone hearing those words. (In fact, it says to her you’re nothing but her little eunuch.)
Of course, they say the best relationships are based on friendship… and I completely agree. I want to make it clear right here right now…
Alternatively, you can fuck her and not be her friend. But that’s it. You can’t ever be friends with a woman you want more with if you aren’t fucking her.
Why?
Because it’s pathetic and only the saddest dregs of mankind would ever accept any such agreement.
It’s hilarious (but sickening) to real men like me, because, we get to see these poor desperate ‘friends’ of women being led along on pieces of string just enough to keep them interested (read: useful) for when they’re needed, but, never having a cat in hells chance of getting anywhere.
But, try and tell these poor suckers and they will swear on their dead grandmothers grave that they don’t want more and are perfectly happy being friends.
Lying fuckers.
You know, having a girlfriend and having another man sniffing around is a massive no-no for real men and should be nipped in the bud immediately, read rule #7. But, to tell you the truth, you ain’t gotta worry about these slimy little backdoor fucks, because, like I say… the women would rather fuck their own brothers than them.
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June 11th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
In the “Friend Zone”, all she will ever do is put her head on your shoulder and say “thanks so much for listening to my problems”. In the “Potential Mate” zone, she will put her vag on you. Take a pick.