Rule #6: Never Buy A Woman A Drink If She Asks

If you’ve ever been to a bar before, you’ll have had women asking you to buy them drinks. Gee whiz, how on earth did I know this? I have to be clairvoyant, right?

No. I just know stuff – particularly about ‘cunt’ women.

Listen up and you’ll not only save money, but you’ll save face and effort, too.

Never, ever, buy a woman a drink if she asks you to.

A woman who does this, is 99 times out of a 100 a complete shitcunt.

And, if she asks you within a few seconds of speaking to you, you’d be perfectly justified in headbutting her.

See, women think that if they ask a guy to buy ‘em a drink, and flash them a little cheeky grin that alarm bells will go off in the guys head and he’ll play along, thinking she only asked him ‘cos she likes him, and that it’s game on…

Game on? Is it fuckers. She’s just gamed you, you fucking donut!

Tons of women these days go out and probably never touch their purse, except to get their lipstick out or their phones to call their boyfriends, because not only do they have an abundance of suckers offering to buy them drinks, but, even bigger suckers who buy them drinks when they ask…

Don’t let that sucker be you.

Even one of my former friends had cheeky bitches asking him for drinks, and anyone with eyes in their heads, even an oxygen starved brain, and a heart in their chest could see he was a sorry bastard who didn’t have a pot to piss in and was one step from being a vagrant.

They should have been offering to buy him drinks, out of kindness and pity. Yet, never once did this happen… (surprise, surprise.)

Worst of all, not only are these bitches complete users with no remorse, but, they usually have boyfriends, too. And there’s you, Joe Cunt from Cuntville buying her drinks, like the rest of the faceless mugs she doesn’t even remember or have gratitude for.

A woman asks you to buy her a drink, you tell her to fuckoff and go buy you one, and flash her a cheeky grin back. It’ll be the most exciting thing she’s ever heard, and not only will she have more respect for you, but, she’ll definitely remember you.

Any bitch who tries to take me for a mug (like all the other fellas who walk this earth these days) best remember my face, and walk off feeling like a world class cunt.