Rule #4: Never Let A Woman Pay Half For A Meal You Took Her For

You’ve invited your girl out for a nice meal somewhere. You’re looking forward to it, and why not? Anyway, the night has begun. The meal is delicious. Conversation is flowing. But suddenly, when it’s time to cough up, everything goes boss eyed…

Your girlfriend whips out her purse and insists on paying half.

Meanwhile, you’re left looking like a complete cunt; a half man who can’t even take his girlfriend out off his own back, without her trying to null the gesture by paying for her own half.

Fuck that shit!

When you take a woman out, they should be grateful, and should respect the fact that when a man wants to take her somewhere, that he’s taking her there. And, he’s paying. You with me?

I mean, what next? Her paying half for her own wedding ring? (P.S. That’s satirical, because you should never get married – read rule #3.)

To avoid this kind of embarrassing scene, my advice is this: tell her straight, before you even set out to the joint, that it’s your treat, and you’re paying, and you’ll not be pleased with her if she tries any of that shit.

If she can’t handle that… don’t even take her.

Most decent women would feel like they’ve been swept off their feet when a guy takes them out, and they’d love it. And that’s how it should be. It’s only a stubborn feminist type who’d resist and try to marginalize your gesture by trying to pay half.

Don’t have none of it.