Rule #3: Marriage And Joint Mortgages Are A Bad Idea

Don’t nitpick… even a joint rent agreement is a bad idea – it all is.

Listen closely. A mans home is his castle. Take a leaf from Henry VIII. He didn’t put up with any bullshit; if his woman displeased him, he put her head in a picnic basket.

You, as a real man, need to have that same power. It’s critical.

You need to call the shots in your own home. You, ultimately, need to be in control of the terms and rules.

Part of being a real man is having the upper hand in any situation, and, what do you think being married, having a joint mortgage/rent agreement is going to do? Castrate you, that’s what.

The last thing a man needs to hear in a heated argument is: ‘I pay half the mortgage/rent’, ‘I’m equally entitled blah’.

No, lady, you aren’t entitled. You are a guest because I say you are, will stay only as long as I wish you to, and are only entitled to what I say you are, and if you don’t like it, you can get the fuck out.

See how easy that was? Argument over.

When things hit the skids, a man needs to be able to issue an Executive Order, and kick her arse out at the drop of a hat. You cannot do this by law when you are married, have joint mortgages/rent, and you can bet your life on it that, if a woman has a claim, she’ll be the one the law takes the side of, and you’ll be the one out on your ear hole – so don’t be a mug, get your shit in order, pronto.

For those who don’t see the bigger picture because they are brain donors, I’ll also lead you a little further down the rabbit hole…

It’s my humble opinion (and I’m right) that a large percentage of domestic abuse, one off violent acts and murders (which also tend to be one off, unless CPR is performed to allow for re-murder in cases of extreme anger) occur because of such stupid legally binding agreements, and things simmer over as a result of a deadlock.

If it was as simple as the man saying: ‘Right bitch, get the fuck out!’ and she had to go, then these kinds of disasters would be averted.