Rule #10: Real Men Don’t Shave Their Body Hair Off

Listen. Unless you are a competitive bodybuilder, swimmer, or possibly a cyclist, you have absolutely zero excuses whatsoever for shaving your body hair completely off. I don’t care how closely you resemble Teen Wolf.

The only reason a man would wish to shave his body completely smooth is to pander to a woman, and that is completely unacceptable, as you are playing right into their agenda to feminize men.

Men are born hairy because they have testosterone. It’s a sign of manliness and dominance to have body hair. (Besides, you can bet that super-feminist/bitch Madonna doesn’t shave the body hair her regular steroid injections give her – so what excuse do you as a man have?)

Shaving or waxing your body hair completely off does not make you look good. It makes you look like a little fucking prepubescent boy, so, wise up, for fucks sake… you’re a man, so start acting like one.

Having said that, there are two by-rules:

1. It is perfectly acceptable to trim and maintain body hair which is growing out of hand, just as it is to have a hair cut. Just don’t think of shaving or waxing it off entirely, unless you already have money down to complete your transition to a woman, that is.
2. You may trim down your pubic hair to allow you more comfort down below, or in the event that you have a little ‘un you need to make look bigger.