Rihanna Can’t Blame Her Fella, Fella, Fella, Eh, Eh, Eh
Cue the pity parade: Rihanna’s boyfriend gave her a slap.
Ohhh, outrage.
“Rihanna, meanwhile, claims she was in an “ongoing abusive relationship” with Brown.”
Poor Rihanna.
Rich, famous, beautiful for an alien, what choice did she have in men? She had to make do, she had to tough it out because no one else would want her… she simply had to make do with the miserable life and abusive boyfriend.
So, let’s all give her extreme pity for… oh, wait… being a fucking stupid bitch who could have chosen anyone in the world as a boyfriend… but… decided to turn her back on decent guys for someone she clearly thought/knew was an idiot.
And… let’s not fuck around. Women are very adroit at making snap judgements on men. They fucking pride themselves on it. So surely with their superior powers, you’re not telling me Chris Brown managed to go under her ‘jerk radar’ all this time and suddenly became a raging monster that day in the car.
She must have seen plenty of sure signs before and ignored them.
So, it serves her fucking right then, don’t it.
In fact, if she was in an ‘ongoing abusive relationship’ by her own words, then she’s clearly turned a blind eye to it.
I feel this sends an important message to men the world over looking to ‘crack’ the mystery of how to get hot women. Here you go guys, listen good…
If you want someone as desirable as Rihanna, be abusive like Chris Brown – just maybe don’t take it to the extremes he did and overdo it.
What? Dare to challenge me that I’m wrong? And the other millions of habitually abusive (according to the gorgeous women they date/marry) men out there just happened to get gorgeous women on sheer luck and coincidence? It wasn’t the hint of danger – and eventually the odd smack in the face – that got ‘em (and usually kept them) there?
Fuckoff… course it was.
When she got with Chris Brown she clearly didn’t use that oversized head of hers to think, did she.
Still, I’m sure she’ll use this experience to make a number 1 hit. So, all’s well that ends well in Hollywood.
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February 19th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
She got what she wanted, and exactly what she deserved.
Little Miss fucking Whitney Houston.
Little Miss fucking Nicole Simpson.
When will the people of this world realise these idiot cunts seek these lifestyles out.
Grown men pay to have women stamp on their testicles.
Unfortunately for the women who get a kick out of being in a relationship with a so-called ‘abusive’ partner, there isn’t any guys out there offering such services at a price.
These women provoke and then indulge in receiving the can of whoop-ass they knew that sort of guy would dish-out upon any slight infraction.
Only now risking looking like an idiot does she claim the victim.
Not to mention it’s every woman’s dream to have her drama broadcast on TV. I guarantee you she is loving this. All of it.
I do feel sorry for Rihanna though - now she must seek her abuse out in silence, away from the media, else she will look a tool the next time.
Pete
February 20th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Definitely.
“Why do I always end up with jerks?” they say…
“You know full fucking well why. Don’t play the bewildered cunt with me!”
The answer is simple: Either because a Voodoo man put a hex on you… or… because you fucking purposely seek and enjoy such relationships, just as millions of other women do.
Makes a boring life exciting, and what woman doesn’t like a ton of pity heaped on them from friends, fans, and the omnipresent shoulder-to-cry-on suckers who think “This is my chance! This is my chance!”
How they love attention.
Especially a fucking singer of all people, who’s popularity is bound to soar ‘cos of it. We’ll see how long it takes her to write a song about it, but probably deny it’s about her although maybe stating “it’s for all the women out there who’ve had hard times and been in bad relationships.”
How poignant. How touching. What a lovely gesture… a song for women who never had a choice.
But wait, what am I saying? Even a disgusting rhino of a woman has a choice and her pick in todays no-standards society, so they can’t claim that.
Women will never admit to the fact they enjoy such relationships, though. Because then the mask of innocence slips and their compulsion to actively seek bad partners then becomes shameful, seedy, and a fucking insult to more decent men.
And sucker men will never admit that women enjoy such relationships because if they did, what would be their angle to get into the damsel-in-distress’s panties then, if they can’t provide the pity and the shoulder?
Fucking disgusting, all of it.