Football Used To Be A Mans Game

Whatever happened to the beautiful game? Take a look here, at these two disgusting degenerates. Mark Twain once said “clothes make the man” – but they make more of a woman in the case of these two transvestite bum-boys.

I’ve never been so disgusted in all my life. If anyone (male or female) even dare try to defend Rio wearing a crop top, oh, do fuck off. I insist.

And Cristiano Ronaldo may well be worth £80,000,000 as a player, but as a man, he ain’t worth shit – and the only people who’d disagree there, are those who’re too caught up masturbating over them at the moment to type up a response, so I’ll save you the bother by pre-empting your robotic canned responses you thought would be oh-so-clever until round, about, now…:

No, I’m not rich.

No, I’m not famous.

No, I’m not jealous.

Cristiano Ronaldo is an incredible footballer and it’s great watching him play when he’s not being a cry baby – but my estimation of him as a man, what a fucking sissy…

Whatever happened to George Best, Vinnie Jones, Diego Maradona?

I pity the kids today, I really fucking do. These are the pathetic specimens they have the option of emulating when playing football in the school yard. Shit, if it was my day and a kid dare utter “Ronaldo!” as they kicked the ball through the coat-and-jumper goal, they’d have been sent off by unanimous vote for being a “poof” and ostracized for the rest of their days. Nobody would have ever admired twerps like these, no matter how good at the game.

(I get more disappointed in people each and every fucking day…)