…nor anything which can be construed as such. It’s known as ‘fagshion’ and no real man would even associate with anyone wearing anything of this nature. I mean for God’s sake. This is yet another rule which really, shouldn’t even have to exist, because men should know this already. Sadly,...

Listen. Unless you are a competitive bodybuilder, swimmer, or possibly a cyclist, you have absolutely zero excuses whatsoever for shaving your body hair completely off. I don’t care how closely you resemble Teen Wolf. The only reason a man would wish to shave his body completely smooth is to pander...

It beggars belief I even have to say this, but, such is the state of men these days, I’m gonna have to… If your girlfriend ever cheats on you, don’t give her any second chances. Cut her off at once and move on. Don’t even give the bitch any chance to explain (which only ever means chance to...

‘Let’s not spoil it, I just want us to be friends.’ Ever heard that before? If you ever have a woman tell you that, you tell her she can fucking stick it – and shame on you for being so unmanly that those words ever passed her lips. ‘Friends’ wouldn’t be on the agenda of a female at all...

Every woman has a string of ex’s, and, like a lot of women, your girlfriend may be the kind who likes to hold on to a few phone numbers or even worse, remain in contact with them. Naturally, she’ll tell you she isn’t interested and they are just friends… Bullshit. She’s keeping her options...

If you’ve ever been to a bar before, you’ll have had women asking you to buy them drinks. Gee whiz, how on earth did I know this? I have to be clairvoyant, right? No. I just know stuff – particularly about ‘cunt’ women. Listen up and you’ll not only save money, but you’ll save face and...

First of all, if you’ve ever intervened in an argument between a couple before, you were a complete fucking idiot. I want you to repeat that. Say it: “I was a complete fucking idiot.” That’s right. You were. Now you are going to learn to behave differently. Let’s set the scenario… You...

You’ve invited your girl out for a nice meal somewhere. You’re looking forward to it, and why not? Anyway, the night has begun. The meal is delicious. Conversation is flowing. But suddenly, when it’s time to cough up, everything goes boss eyed… Your girlfriend whips out her purse and insists...

Don’t nitpick… even a joint rent agreement is a bad idea – it all is. Listen closely. A mans home is his castle. Take a leaf from Henry VIII. He didn’t put up with any bullshit; if his woman displeased him, he put her head in a picnic basket. You, as a real man, need to have that same power....

This can be a complicated thing to grasp, but it’s probably the most important rule of them all if you value your friends and want them to stick around forever. Although I’m going to write this article from the perspective of yourself, should you get into a new relationship, but it also applies to...