Beware Of Your Girlfriend’s Jealous Bitch Friends

You may well have the most amazing girlfriend in the world – if she was on her own. Unfortunately, like it or not, her friends come as part of the deal, too.

The problem is, women are generally incapable of thinking for themselves and place way too much emphasis on what they think other people think – particularly their friends.

If your girlfriend has bitch friends, the chances that your relationship will run smoothly are slim and none.

It doesn’t even matter that you think her friends like you. Listen, there are more bitch women in the world than there are good ones, and bitch women generally have little problem smiling to your face being all nice as pie whilst acting subversively to fuck you over.

And the annoying fact is…

Your girlfriend is always going to listen to them, and they’ll always be there, bending her ear, whenever it suits.

It could be over anything. Picking fault. You’re not good enough. You’ve done this. You’ve said that. They saw you looking at another woman. They heard this, they heard that.

They’ll try anything.

Mostly it’s a load of bullshit, but since when did a little thing like the truth matter to one of these types of shitcunts?

Why would they do this?

Because they’re jealous, fucked up bitches, that’s why!

Maybe their lives or boyfriends don’t match up, and they don’t like the fact their friend is putting them in the shade with their lovely new boyfriend. They’d love to have you for themselves or a great relationship like you have, but they can’t, so they try to fuck her relationship up instead.

That’s what women do – and anyone saying otherwise doesn’t know shit, son.

It doesn’t even need to make sense from your perspective. In fact, trying to make sense of it will just drive you crazy. It doesn’t matter if her friends are ugly and know it or think they’re not, hot and know it, or think they’re not… jealousy between female friends exists like the elephant in the corner of the room.

They may be blatant loudmouth bitches who openly domineer her by force, or sly and underhanded. It doesn’t matter. Of course, the mouthy bitches will usually make it obvious to you where the seeds of dissent are being sewn, but I say it doesn’t matter because you can’t do a fucking thing about it, either way.

Such women are, unfortunately, like an oasis in the desert that’s been poisoned.

And, only will her disgusting bitch friends be happy when she’s with someone they don’t feel so jealous over.

Still think you can weather it?

Let me tell you some facts you need to get into your head pronto…

• It doesn’t matter how decent and genuine you are…
• It doesn’t matter how good you are for your girlfriend…
• It doesn’t matter how well you treat her…
• It doesn’t matter how nicely you treat her friends to win them over…
• It doesn’t matter how much you try to talk sense to her…
• It doesn’t matter how much you try to understand ‘their’ point of view…
• It doesn’t matter how much she claims she loves you…
• It doesn’t matter how much proof you have of your innocence…

Because she will still listen to her friends over you. Every. Fucking. Time.

Don’t be a mug and think you can weather it. You can’t. You’ll spend your entire relationship being bombarded with doubt, queries and the feeling of being under intense investigation. Don’t put up with that, for fucks sake. Tell her if she doubts you, she can fuck off and take her mental friends with her.

Such situations are futile, trust me. The more you try to explain yourself and show the dotty bitch the blindingly obvious – that you’re the good guy and her friends are the ones trying to fuck you and her over – the more guilty you look in her eyes and the more suspicious she’ll be of you… because, far be it for you to talk blasphemously about her hallowed friends… even if they have just accused you of murder.

Women are excellent at finding fault with their boyfriends, but, completely useless at doing the same with their friends.

If that shit starts up, there ain’t a damn thing you can do. Tell her she can fuck off for doubting you, and that you guarantee this will happen again and again to her because her friends are septic cunts, and she’s a first class moron for allowing them to manipulate and fuck with her life.

She won’t like that one bit, so it’s a great parting shot.

P.S. In rare instances you may get lucky, she may see the light and ditch her friends and apologize profusely for being an idiot… or at least, I believe similar has been known to happen in one or two Hollywood  films. (Needless to say, I’m fucking kidding.)