It seems like a recurring theme these days. Women who should be with real men, going with weepy eyed sissies. Fucking disgusting, ain’t it? Most of these so-called men make Walter the Softy from the Beano look like Lee Marvin. It’s not like the good old days when a woman’s prerogative...

Women are constantly complaining about how they don’t like their man looking at or flirting with other women, but I’m here to tell you something… it’s crucial you do. What’s that you said? “But, I don’t want to, I love my girlfriend, she’s the only woman I want, and I want...

Sorry but… well, no, I’m not sorry at all, obviously… that was a blatant lie. I digress. I do not agree with tattoo’s on women. It makes them look trashy and classless. Really, I gotta be honest… it’s fucking childish, and it doesn’t show you up to be the unique...

…nor anything which can be construed as such. It’s known as ‘fagshion’ and no real man would even associate with anyone wearing anything of this nature. I mean for God’s sake. This is yet another rule which really, shouldn’t even have to exist, because men should know this already. Sadly,...

Listen. Unless you are a competitive bodybuilder, swimmer, or possibly a cyclist, you have absolutely zero excuses whatsoever for shaving your body hair completely off. I don’t care how closely you resemble Teen Wolf. The only reason a man would wish to shave his body completely smooth is to pander...

You may well have the most amazing girlfriend in the world – if she was on her own. Unfortunately, like it or not, her friends come as part of the deal, too. The problem is, women are generally incapable of thinking for themselves and place way too much emphasis on what they think other people think...

It beggars belief I even have to say this, but, such is the state of men these days, I’m gonna have to… If your girlfriend ever cheats on you, don’t give her any second chances. Cut her off at once and move on. Don’t even give the bitch any chance to explain (which only ever means chance to...

‘Let’s not spoil it, I just want us to be friends.’ Ever heard that before? If you ever have a woman tell you that, you tell her she can fucking stick it – and shame on you for being so unmanly that those words ever passed her lips. ‘Friends’ wouldn’t be on the agenda of a female at all...

Every woman has a string of ex’s, and, like a lot of women, your girlfriend may be the kind who likes to hold on to a few phone numbers or even worse, remain in contact with them. Naturally, she’ll tell you she isn’t interested and they are just friends… Bullshit. She’s keeping her options...

If you’ve ever been to a bar before, you’ll have had women asking you to buy them drinks. Gee whiz, how on earth did I know this? I have to be clairvoyant, right? No. I just know stuff – particularly about ‘cunt’ women. Listen up and you’ll not only save money, but you’ll save face and...